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Incorrect funny definitions of insects in the literature and on the web

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04.08.2009 17:22, omar

mutant beetles with 8 legs are really rare. here is the topic teratology in insects

04.08.2009 17:23, Reanimator

mutant beetles with 8 legs are really rare. there is a topic here teratology in insects


Hm....... confused.gif
admittedly, I have never seen information about this phenomenon in beetles, I thought that it was a journalistic fake and a lure to say so

05.08.2009 11:49, Zlopastnyi Brandashmyg

kp.ru " is this Komsomolskaya Pravda?" I remember in this newspaper the horse was called an artiodactyl...

05.08.2009 12:08, Tigran Oganesov

kp.ru " is this Komsomolskaya Pravda?" I remember in this newspaper the horse was called an artiodactyl...

Well duc, the most yellow mad.gif

05.08.2009 18:51, Reanimator

A friend who is also engaged in insects told a funny story.
Once upon a time, many years ago, there was such a program on TV, I think called "Obvious and Improbable" or something like that. Once it showed a video taken by one of the viewers, according to the statements of the presenter on the film, an eyewitness captured a hummingbird in his garden. And on this occasion, even a whole controversy was bred where would this tropical bird come from in our latitudes?

When viewing the video, everything turned out to be much more prosaic - it captured the most ordinary Yazykan ordinary (Macroglossum stellatarum) hanging near flowers in a flower bed smile.gif

This post was edited by Reanimator-05.08.2009 18: 54

05.08.2009 19:08, Reanimator

correspondence from one Internet forum for the distant 2004 year.


Xexbr
The evening news ran a story on ORT about scorpions, and the announcer called these arachnids insects.

Sersenior
Aren't arachnids insects??? I always thought it was insects. Who are the best spiders??? Predators?????

SectorClear
The hierarchy is as follows:
Class: Squad:
Arthropods:Arachnids - spiders, scorpions(it's not even spiders!), ticks
Insects-grasshoppers, butterflies, ants...
Crustaceans - crayfish, lobsters, etc.

Sersenior
Leave the crayfish alone. But arthropods are an order of insects= > spiders are a suborder

pavor
=============TSB=======================
class of invertebrates arachnids
type arthropods
order scorpions

class of invertebrates INSECTS
type arthropods
=======================================
TOTAL:
Arachnids and insects are different CLASSES.


Sersenior
Well, I'm not a biologist, so I'm sorry. There was probably an unenlightened announcer there, too.

Xexbr
And the easiest way to distinguish the class of insects from the class of arachnids by "legs" - spiders have 8 of them, insects have 6!

Sersenior
Who, then, do centipedes belong to??? To the centipedes?
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07.08.2009 9:37, guest: Yakovlev

mutant beetles with 8 legs are really rare. there is a topic here teratology in insects

there are such beetles and they are very expensive. Mostly sold to Japan. When I was in Peru, I saw dealers procured for sale such beetles-about 7 and even 8 legs

08.08.2009 14:00, Zlopastnyi Brandashmyg

I get the feeling that with such a course as here or in the Entomologist's Tales, we will soon start writing in scumbag slang.

Nothing personal, but a level of humor...

14.08.2009 16:13, Reanimator

I was surprised by the picture from Wikipedia, where Morpho rhetenor helena was "called" anaxibia.




http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...ibia_(M)_KL.jpg

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picture: Butterfly_Morpho_Anaxibia__M__KL.jpg
Butterfly_Morpho_Anaxibia__M__KL.jpg — (68.32к)

19.09.2009 22:24, Ilia Ustiantcev

http://www.tks.ru/news/nearby/2009/08/26/0005
It would be interesting to see how one male unpaired silkworm reproduces in uncontrolled numbers...
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19.09.2009 23:50, RippeR

and as if she only meets in Japan and can't get there without a car )) Just to raise the hype, gre* * * * * * press )))

22.09.2009 13:10, rpanin

This Carabus (Morphocarabus) hampei Kuester, 1846 is very similar to Carabus (Morphocarabus) zawadzkii.
http://www.zin.ru/Animalia/Coleoptera/rus/carhamdh.htm
Carabus (Morphocarabus) hampei Kuester, 1846-photograph by D. S. Khrapov

This post was edited by rpanin - 23.09.2009 23: 19

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23.09.2009 22:36, PVOzerski

Such humor, perhaps, only a coleopterist will appreciate. If only there was a black cockroach, or even a swimmer...
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23.09.2009 23:19, rpanin

Such humor, perhaps, only a coleopterist will appreciate. If only there was a black cockroach, or even a swimmer...
Yes, I agree, the group is dreary .It's easy to make mistakes. However, the agropole where A. G. Koval conducted his research is quite far from alpiskiy luk, and hampei from those places is quite different from what is depicted.

04.10.2009 11:30, vasiliy-feoktistov

Upis ceramboides or Blaps rugosa?
Here are the guys digging around and came across here is a scylochka: http://macroclub.ru/glr/displayimage.php?album=20&pos=354 confused.gif

This post was edited by vasiliy-feoktistov - 04.10.2009 11: 40

04.10.2009 17:21, okoem

Upis ceramboides or Blaps rugosa?
Here are the guys digging around and came across here is a scylochka: http://macroclub.ru/glr/displayimage.php?album=20&pos=354  confused.gif

Vasily, this site is made by makrushnik photographers. Therefore, there are many errors in the definition. But what's funny about it is not clear to me.

This post was edited by okoem - 04.10.2009 17: 21
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04.10.2009 19:27, vasiliy-feoktistov

Vasily, this site is made by makrushnik photographers. Therefore, there are many errors in the definition. But what's funny about it is not clear to me.
And I laughed (how can you confuse something??)

04.10.2009 19:43, Fornax13

Upis ceramboides or Blaps rugosa?
Here are the guys digging around and came across here is a scylochka: http://macroclub.ru/glr/displayimage.php?album=20&pos=354  confused.gif

It's nothing to worry about. On the macroid, everything will be more or less corrected.
http://macroid.ru/showphoto.php?photo=414
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04.10.2009 22:12, okoem

And I laughed (how can you confuse something??)
Well, you're the expert. cool.gif
And I would not have identified this beetle even before the family.
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05.10.2009 8:10, Lilas

From the encyclopedia "Butterflies of the World":"...Charax flies so fast that you can't catch up with him with a net: the starting speed of the insect is up to 5 km / s! "
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05.10.2009 12:16, Zlopastnyi Brandashmyg

From the encyclopedia "Butterflies of the World":"...Charax flies so fast that you can't catch up with him with a net: the starting speed of the insect is up to 5 km / s!"


But still, it does not reach the first space station, otherwise it would be a butterfly-cosmonaut.
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04.11.2009 17:53, Dr. Niko

Here is an article from a self-respecting site: http://science.compulenta.ru/471490/
And here's how they disfigure the text in the tabloid newspaper Mir Novostei:
user posted image
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28.11.2009 0:37, Victor Titov

It is clear that such crap in the network is like dirt on another country road. And yet, to maintain the theme. Well, obviously instead of Agriotes-photo of Melanotus!
http://www.floranimal.ru/pages/animal/shch/3021.html
Yes, and in the second photo http://www.floranimal.ru/show_foto_his.php...270&flidgr=3021 also not seeding! By the way, the author of the photo is a professional entomologist. Candidate of Biological Sciences! http://www.floranimal.ru/gallery/author_info.php?id=2

This post was edited by Dmitrich - 28.11.2009 00: 42

28.11.2009 1:52, Papaver

Duc it... Maybe it all depends on the fact that:
BLINOV VLADIMIR VIKTOROVICH. Belarus, Minsk born in 1960 Professional entomologist. Candidate of Biological Sciences. In the asset:
* unique photos of the Chernobyl accident zone
* more than 10 thousand photographs;
* working with many publishers as a photographer and author;
* participating in many international exhibitions in the former USSR and Europe.

08.12.2009 2:49, vasiliy-feoktistov

Here:
http://www.lecc.ru/babohki/mahaon.html
Judge for yourself!

08.12.2009 15:55, okoem

Here:
http://www.lecc.ru/babohki/mahaon.html
Judge for yourself!
Cm. URL 339
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08.12.2009 16:14, vasiliy-feoktistov

Cm. URL 339

Yes, I did not see this post, but why it was submitted there and instead of the Swallowtail was vandalized is really unclear. confused.gif

08.12.2009 17:15, okoem

Yes, I did not see this post, but why it was submitted there and instead of the Swallowtail was vandalized is really unclear. confused.gif
What is not clear here? smile.gif Podaliriya instead of swallowtail was vandalized there because both the site authors and the robot indexing sites do not care at all whether podaliriya or swallowtail will be vandalized there. smile.gif
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09.12.2009 19:20, palvasru4ko

[attachmentid(right)=31931]God be with them, with non-professionals.
And what to do when such a thing appears in the official edition of the Red Book:


Ukraine also periodically exposes itself as a sucker:

http://mail.menr.gov.ua/publ/redbook/redbo...4&fam=22&num=59

It turns out that the SOLPUGA looks like a TARANTULA!!!
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09.12.2009 19:44, okoem

It turns out that the SOLPUGA looks like a TARANTULA!!!

It's just an independent Ukrainian solpuga. As he wants-so it looks! tongue.gif umnik.gif
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09.12.2009 20:41, palvasru4ko

It's just an independent Ukrainian solpuga. As he wants-so it looks! tongue.gif  umnik.gif


Galeodes nezalezhniy (Ukrainets, 2009)!!!!
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14.12.2009 8:52, Meyrick

Here is a funny text that I met in the book "Butterflies of the World" by Alain Ed and Michel Viard.
So when I get to Africa I'll be careful not to scare the Charaxes smile.gif
And why as soon as it comes to ladies immediately requires alcohol tongue.gif

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14.12.2009 8:58, Papaver

About 5 km / sec was already somewhere higher...

14.01.2010 23:42, Zlopastnyi Brandashmyg

I went out for a walk today and took my camera with me - it's like taking a picture of the "Russian winter". And I see this - I apologize for the quality, it was photographed through the glass of the window.

Pictures:
Scorpion.jpg
Scorpion.jpg — (93.65к)

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15.01.2010 1:15, okoem

And I see this - I apologize for the quality, it was photographed through the glass of the window.

And here it is! Found it! jump.gif
http://nacekomie.ru/
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15.01.2010 4:38, palvasru4ko

And here it is! Found it! jump.gif
http://nacekomie.ru/



Yeah... Wretchedness from birth!!!

15.01.2010 13:56, Zlopastnyi Brandashmyg

IMHO, for such cases, the topic is called too intelligently: "incorrect and ridiculous definitions ...". You need something like: "Obscurantism/Idiocy in the media" or more artistically: "Insanity was getting stronger!".
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15.01.2010 14:29, Дзанат

I went out for a walk today and took my camera with me - it's like taking a picture of the "Russian winter". And I see this - I apologize for the quality, it was photographed through the glass of the window.

Yeah, I saw the same one yesterday at the Soyuzpechat kiosk.

15.01.2010 14:45, vasiliy-feoktistov

Here is a funny text that I met in the book "Butterflies of the World" by Alain Ed and Michel Viard.
So when I get to Africa I'll be careful not to scare the Charaxes smile.gif
And why as soon as it comes to ladies immediately requires alcohol tongue.gif

We know, we know this little book is too heavy (by weight). So there are generally so many blunders (you can quote half a book). smile.gif

15.01.2010 17:12, PVOzerski

2 Zlopastnyi Brandashmyg and Dzanat: I saw it too... But even earlier, I was asked by part-time students - not even about what the scorpion does among insects, but about the fact that the magazine has a large circulation and each issue comes with an "exhibit" - so where do these unfortunate people come from and what does this threaten their natural populations? Well, of course, I said that habitat destruction is much more dangerous than trapping, and also that some of the arthropod animals are massively bred for sale-but I was not satisfied with this answer myself. But really, where do they get these "apps" from?

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