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28.10.2014 20:34, DYNASTES

ANTIZHUK-Means for processing lumber from insect pests and mold. The label is decorated with a picture of a cockroach. Are the cockroaches so hungry that they've taken up the wood?

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28.10.2014 21:22, Jukoman

I haven't seen cockroaches in a long time (which I'm glad to admit).

28.10.2014 21:56, Shtil

  

N. A. Akimova, E. D. Fomicheva.
Ecology and morphological features of black (shagreen) ground beetles (CARABUS CORIACEUS L.) in the Volgograd region.
link - http://www.zin.ru/ANIMALIA/COLEOPTERA/RUS/allpdf42.htm



Holy Gondoliers! What a wonderful clinic! I walk around all day, giggling...
Berberus traps still pleased. Oil painting - at sunset in the Sahara, Berbers set their traps...

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29.10.2014 11:57, Dima DD

Holy Gondoliers! What a wonderful clinic! I walk around all day, giggling...
Berberus traps still pleased. Oil painting - at sunset in the Sahara, Berbers set their traps...
Duc, this is just a classic of the genre called "holding an international scientific conference" in our performance, kmk! lol.gif A lot of people send applications-theses to one or two zatyukannyh graduate students or other horses from the junior staff, who do the most - it is checked for compliance with those. of course, no one goes into the content of publications (they already have work up to their ears, with regard to the collection of abstracts - ending with amateur layout and communication with the publisher). And those who are listed in the outgoing data as numerous deputy editors and other editorial boards are mostly "wedding generals", as a method of increasing the solidity of the event and getting funds. Naturally, they don't read much there, just a few things about their personal interests... shuffle.gif
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29.10.2014 14:54, Shtil

  
Part two-Mimimish.
(here the author even hesitated for a while, but the pacesetter itch still overcame common sense).

http://vecherka.in.ua/?p=1843


I took out a scan directly from the newspaper - for connoisseurs smile.gif
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29.10.2014 15:33, DYNASTES

I took out a scan directly from the newspaper - for connoisseurs smile.gif



I wrote to this "beauty", the author of the article - by the way, here is her page in social networks.networks https://vk.com/alicesadekova What is called, apparently from the series " or beautiful, or smart ))) she shouldn't be writing articles.....

So in response, I also heard a lot of unflattering words in my address for criticizing her. confused.gif

This post was edited by DYNASTES - 10/29/2014 15: 36
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29.10.2014 18:14, Shtil

I wrote to this "beauty", the author of the article - by the way, here is her page in social networks.networks https://vk.com/alicesadekova What is called, apparently from the series " or beautiful, or smart ))) she shouldn't be writing articles.....

So in response, I also heard a lot of unflattering words in my address for criticizing her. confused.gif


Judging by vk - a classic fool, so classic that it's already boring. At work, you periodically have to deal with such problems. The most terrible thing is absolute and categorical confidence in one's rightness. These people do not perceive any criticism a priori. At best, your comments are ignored, at worst they are rude like in the market. And then an interview with you comes out, and you read that the candidate of sciences said that they say - we have man-eating crabs or radioactive sepulchres in our city.

A couple of years ago, there was a high-profile poster about shchitnya, which some gopota took on the phone. Mutants, radiation, and other haloperidol. The apotheosis was a video clip on one of the central channels. There, these assholes took an adequate interview with an adequate entomologist, inserted phrases taken out of context, and mixed the result with cliparts of aliens and predators. And from above, they sprinkled the opinions of all sorts of bureaucrats - "environmentalists". The conclusion is quite unambiguous-scientists do not know anything, and you, TV viewer, repent, for it is coming!

The best way to communicate with these guys is through cynicism, hypocrisy, and thick trolling. Unfortunately, you can't do anything useful with them.

Ah-ah-ah! She also writes "poems"! Rip out my eyes to see this shit!

This post was edited by Shtil-29.10.2014 18: 19
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29.10.2014 18:39, Shtil

An unexpected continuation of the story! A "refutation" appeared in the newspaper! Unknown to me, the hero Mikhail Rudenko still got through to the editorial office. Although this "refutation" does not cancel what I wrote above, but only confirms it... How can a self-respecting journalist write a small phrase "we apologize"? No. Hardcore only.

http://vecherka.in.ua/?p=1866

29.10.2014 18:40, Hierophis

Come on, normal article, the avifauna of the DPR has grown a new species lol.gif
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29.10.2014 19:13, DYNASTES

http://www.8lap.ru/section/prochie/opyleni...leniya-teplits/

Bumblebee pollination: using bumblebees to pollinate greenhouses

and here is such a bumblebee )))

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a member of the babbler family, presumably the tenacious beekeeper (Eristalis tenax).
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30.10.2014 13:35, DYNASTES

American series of REAL BUGS collectAcase, following the example of our series from DeAgostini with insects in acrylic resin.


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In the name of the cockroach, in a piece of acrylic-too, and in the photo in the attached card, apparently some kind of desert-beetle-chernotelka

This post was edited by DYNASTES - 10/30/2014 13: 39
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31.10.2014 10:47, swerig

Come on, normal article, the avifauna of the DPR has grown a new species lol.gif

Well, you are so eager to translate everything into politics. This is an entomological forum, so stop making political edits. And remove your signature about Crimea.
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16.11.2014 20:26, Трофим

The digging limb became a PUNITIVE one.

After checking one of the students ' works, such a picture appeared in my imagination. I took a photo from the Internet, a fragment of a proven work, a little Photoshopa and here is the result-A CARICATURE of the"Punitive limb of a bear"

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16.11.2014 20:35, Трофим

And this is already a fragment from the network, which also impressed me when creating a cartoon. This time the author "crookedly" outlined his idea. http://ru.wikihow.com/идентифицировать-паука-краба

Thus, when describing crab spiders, representatives of absolutely two different classes appear, which by coincidence are consonant in Russian. Whether in earnest or in jest, the authors of the article write “ " The common crab spider cannot be confused with the Japanese crab spider, which lives only in the waters around Japan. The Japanese spider crab has a 3.8-meter legspan and can weigh up to 19 kilograms.”
The author of the article can be awarded a medal - “Captain obvious”. But a schoolboy, by definition, reads with his brain turned off and reads between the lines, clearly not paying attention to what the author wanted to convey in terms of semantic content - that two Russian names associated with crab spiders imply two different organisms. Therefore, in the head of a schoolboy, most likely, an idea of the following kind would appear.....

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23.11.2014 2:33, DYNASTES

Oksana Skaldina: The Big Red Book

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Author: Oksana
Skaldina Editor: V. Obruchev
Publishing House: Eksmo, 2014
Series: Red Book
ISBN: 978-5-699-68466-3
Pages: 480 (Coated)

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instead of mnemosyne, we were given a photo of Belyanka

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well, it's not a silkworm or even a wild one, but a peacock's eye, probably Antheraea pernyi

This post was edited by DYNASTES - 23.11.2014 02: 37
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01.12.2014 3:18, rpanin

http://www.quazoo.com/q/Carabus_obsoletus?...e&ItemSlideshow
Carabus obsoletus is a species of black-coloured[1] beetle from Carabidae family, that can be found in Czech Republic, Hungary, Moldova, Romania, Slovakia, Ukraine, and Novaya Zemlya of Russia.[2][u]
That's right, and we didn't even know that there were Carabus on Novaya Zemlya, and even some of them!
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14.02.2015 7:49, vasiliy-feoktistov

That's the kind of moth they destroy here smile.gif
Pay attention to who is depicted in the picture exactly between the Fur Coat and Dress moles eek.gif
http://vita-prof.ru/index.php?catid=3&id=1...nt&view=article
P.S. A couple more anneals here: http://alanles.ru/vred.html
I didn't know that Monochamus (s) are now bark beetles confused.gif
Or that Aglia tau, being in many Red Books, incidentally refers to pests of birch.......

This post was edited by vasiliy-feoktistov - 02/14/2015 08: 08
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14.02.2015 12:20, Dmitry Vlasov

That's the kind of moth they destroy here smile.gif
Pay attention to who is depicted in the picture exactly between the Fur Coat and Dress moles eek.gif
http://vita-prof.ru/index.php?catid=3&id=1...nt&view=article
P.S. A couple more anneals here: http://alanles.ru/vred.html
I didn't know that Monochamus (s) are now bark beetles confused.gif
Or that Aglia tau, being in many Red Books, incidentally refers to pests of birch.......

Unfortunately dolboin we have enough especially among fans of blurting out "popular" sites...
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14.02.2015 13:42, AGG

I will say more precisely, the tc is connected with the sphere of dezdel. the "office" orders the site to another office or a private needleworker, for which this work consists only in inserting text from the "wiki" and phone numbers into the template (here you have to work frown.gifwith your hands )
everything and everything! what affects wood="bark beetle" and it is IMPOSSIBLE to convince ordinary people about this and you should not even try (but there is an opportunity to collect material, mark which wood it affects and from where it was broughtwink.gif )
about ground beetles that flew to the light, I generally keep silent weep.gifsugar factories and other enterprises that make shipments at night run in a crowd to "us "
and for" delalschikov "such sites, the only source is the" wiki " and do not bother jump.gifctrl+c /ctrl+v work done=paid.
and as we know "moth" = "moth" = "all moth-like butterflies" for the query "moth" any search engine will give you both hawk moth and anything else-choose the picture you like frown.gifhere the question is in the competence of employees of this "structure" umnik.gif
I previously put up an advertisement for my "office" in which we are fighting with apollo shuffle.gif
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16.02.2015 5:47, Transilvania

I just looked at the Big Red Book - if there are only two blunders, then this is a miracle, because the authors of these books are working hard.

I was also offered such a job - you need to write a thick book in just two months, you also have to pick up photos yourself from a certain photo bank, and if there are no such pictures there, then shame on you, because they won't give you money to buy pictures elsewhere. Do you want to go somewhere and shoot mnemosyne yourself? Nizia, there is no time.

A person is forced to do a hack.
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01.03.2015 11:31, STG

State Darwin Museum (Moscow):

Field Horse
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Rothschild's Gold Coin
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Rogachik
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05.03.2015 22:49, Zlopastnyi Brandashmyg

Last month a book like this appeared in the ZIN library the book:
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And then:

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This is a "ringing" blunder, but all the sections in my groups are absolutely helpless. Suffice it to say that India has 3 species of cockroaches: Periplaneta americana, Therea petiveriana and Neostylopyga rhombifolia.

But the author writes honestly about himself:

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06.03.2015 11:34, BUTTERFLY

I don't know if it was or not. Blue morpho became an albino.
http://www.obltv.ru/news/society/v_jekater...bochka-albinos/

This post was edited by BUTTERFLY - 06.03.2015 11: 37
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08.03.2015 12:25, vasiliy-feoktistov

I don't know if it was or not. Blue morpho became an albino.
http://www.obltv.ru/news/society/v_jekater...bochka-albinos/

Znamo delo wasn't there smile.gif
http://lepidoptera.ru/taxonomy/15075
http://lepidoptera.ru/taxonomy/18572
In general, they deliver such inflated and unknown "sensations" that came from nowhere: the "hummingbird" will be found in the middle zone of Russia ((Now Morpho suddenly came out of the pupa as an albino...
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14.03.2015 3:21, Transilvania

If at least with the help of inflated sensations attract attention to insects in a good way, then maybe it's not so terrible. What is characteristic is that everyone very easily believes in it, starts discussing it, and there are repostings.

It is more upsetting when they put pictures in various serious magazines without even checking who is depicted there. I was once surprised when I opened a floriculture magazine and saw there not just a photo of a babbler stolen from me, but also the signature "bee". mad.gif And this is despite the fact that on the site where the photo was stolen, the name of the fly was indicated! confused.gif

Now I'm flipping through the magazine Household management. Number 12 for 2014. There is a note about" good "and" bad " insects in the garden. A normal note. But the pictures are not in the subject - instead of a praying mantis-a predator, instead of a sirph-a fly from another family.

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14.03.2015 13:26, PVOzerski

There, instead of spherophoria, some kind of helophilus (larvae are "rats", they have nothing to do with aphidophages), and the scorpion is called a fly and declared an entomophagus (which-eating live insects-does not happen to it very often).
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30.03.2015 12:57, Victor Titov

In the topic "Red Book and insects", Cerambyx cerdo was mentioned. In this regard, I decided to post another blunder here: http://vdbr.ru/bolshoj-dubovyij-usach-(cer...)-opisanie.html lol.gif
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30.03.2015 17:11, scarit

It's fine! Just this Cerambyx urussovi
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30.03.2015 17:16, Victor Titov

It's fine! It's just Cerambyx urussovi

Nope! This is Monochamus cerdo! tongue.gif

This post was edited by Dmitrich - 30.03.2015 17: 16
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03.04.2015 14:28, DYNASTES

Anna Spector Insects

Publishing house: AST, 2014
Series: Excellent Encyclopedia
ISBN: 978-5-17-086460-7 Read
more: http://www.labirint.ru/books/459556/

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the photo is not at all a male of one of the rarest butterflies in the world - Alexandra's ornithopters, but Priam's ornithopters. The underside of the wings of these species is completely different, while Alexandra has no black spots.

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not trips at all, but someone from zhukov
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03.04.2015 20:10, John-ST

Truly, a journalist is not a profession, but a sexual orientation!

Parade of idiots in two parts!

Part two-Mimimish.
(here the author even hesitated for a while, but the pacesetter itch still overcame common sense).


But the most interesting thing is that 20 years ago a simple layman did not even know what kind of terrible beast such a hummingbird was. If hummingbirds really appeared in our area, they would swat the flying moth and go further.
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01.07.2015 13:41, DYNASTES

Red Book of the Republic of Uzbekistan. - Vol. II-Animals. Tashkent: Chinor ENK, 2009, 218 p. (in Russian)

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04.07.2015 22:13, DYNASTES

http://www.pesticidy.ru/dictionary/pterothorax


In the photo, not a praying mantis, but a mantispa made of reticulated wings

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05.07.2015 9:20, AGG

there is even a link to the resource from which the photo was taken and everything is written correctly in Latin on white, who is it and where does it belong wall.gif
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07.07.2015 9:46, DYNASTES

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Packaging of insecticide produced in Belarus.

"Wrecker" on "wrecker" - apollons, beauty beetles, peacock eyes and dung beetles-geotrups
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18.07.2015 20:20, Mantispid

Rzhunimagu
http://www.udec.ru/vrediteli/zabolonnik.php
http://www.udec.ru/vrediteli/skrytnohobotnik_steblevoy.php

yes and other photos from this site lol.gif
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25.07.2015 4:33, Transilvania

My friend was flying by Aeroflot. There they distributed brochures for children "Animals and plants", with stickers. I opened it, and there it was: snake and snail-insects. Heh.


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Joke-snake and snail recorded in insect
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26.07.2015 20:34, maik

I read it with pleasure. Here we have the other day on the local Stavropol television showed a photo of Macroglossum stellatarum, (Linnaeus, 1758)and announced that a hummingbird flew into the garden to some summer resident, and the host was so surprised nowhere else. You'll see an invasion of hummingbirds.

28.07.2015 15:21, Андреас

Out-ano-how! eek.gif

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12.08.2015 19:37, DYNASTES

Out-ano-how! eek.gif


well, remnants of tracing paper from English. where oi are all divided into butterflies and moths (moths).
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